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Dirtcast Goes Live With Aja!

On Sunday night at the Bell House in Brooklyn, America’s pre-eminent trash raccoons, Madeleine Davies and Megan Reynolds (that’s me), took the stage for Dirtcast’s first ever live show!

Of Course Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Will Have a 'Religious Wedding'? Of Course Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Will Have a 'Religious Wedding'?

I’m not sure why anyone is reporting this information as if it were actual news and not a foregone conclusion, but the gossip coffers run dry and I am compelled to report to you my findings: it seems that Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger will have a wedding that leaves plenty of room for the Father, the Son,…

Carol Channing, Broadway Legend and Star of Hello, Dolly!, Is Dead at 97 Carol Channing, Broadway Legend and Star of Hello, Dolly!, Is Dead at 97

Carol Channing, an indomitable Broadway legend, has died. Per the AP, her publicist B. Harlan Boll confirmed that Channing died of natural causes in Rancho Mirage, California early Tuesday morning. She was 97.

Oh, a Blissful Lauren Sanchez Might Have Accidentally Leaked the Alleged Bezos Dick Pics Herself!? Oh, a Blissful Lauren Sanchez Might Have Accidentally Leaked the Alleged Bezos Dick Pics Herself!?

The saga of Jeff Bezos’s woefully pedestrian sexts and the new, looming threat of alleged dick pics continues with this new revelation: it was reportedly Lauren Sanchez, whose “loose lips” about the sexts and dick pics brought this information to us.

Well, Here Are Some Dirty Texts Allegedly From Jeff Bezos to Lauren Sanchez... Well, Here Are Some Dirty Texts Allegedly From Jeff Bezos to Lauren Sanchez...

Please try and keep your morning repast down, as it brings me no pleasure to share this news with you now. There appear to be dirty texts from divorcé bajillionaire Jeff Bezos that only prove that shiny, bald, rich motherfuckers don’t really know how to sext.

Kevin Hart Continues to Be Very Sorry For His Homophobic Remarks Kevin Hart Continues to Be Very Sorry For His Homophobic Remarks

The Academy Awards are still without a host and Kevin Hart is still without a hosting job... perhaps that’s why he’s launched an apology tour for his bad tweets, though I’m sure no one really wants to hear it from him anymore.

RuPaul's Drag Race Producers Apparently Can't Handle a Little Bit of Period Blood RuPaul's Drag Race Producers Apparently Can't Handle a Little Bit of Period Blood

On Friday night’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars, Season 2 icon Manila Luzon trotted out a very nice Chanel-adjacent look for the Curves and Swerves Runway category. That look, and her performance in the nightmarish “Jersey Justice” improv challenge snagged her a spot in the top. However, that look wasn’t…

Is It Time to Acknowledge Chris Messina in the Canon of Chrises? Is It Time to Acknowledge Chris Messina in the Canon of Chrises?

Chris Messina is an undeniably handsome man whose status as a Would is irrefutable. Last night at the Golden Globe Awards, he showed up on the red carpet with a new hairdo and a fresh attitude, making a strong case for his entry into the canon of famous white Chrises.

Tidying Up With Marie Kondo Offers Gentle Self-Help, For Better and Worse Tidying Up With Marie Kondo Offers Gentle Self-Help, For Better and Worse

Tidying Up With Marie Kondo was released on January 1, in a calculated attempt to activate the great American tradition of overhauling one’s life when the new year hits. It is mesmerizing in its sameness, much like The Great British Bakeoff or Queer Eye soothes the brain. Marie Kondo, Japanese tidying expert, and her…

Okay, Maybe Madonna Did Not Get Butt Implants Okay, Maybe Madonna Did Not Get Butt Implants

On New Year’s Eve, Madonna trotted out a passable rendition of “Like A Prayer” in a surprise appearance at the Stonewall Inn. During said appearance, anyone with eyes surely noticed that Madge appeared to be smuggling a honey baked ham into the club, because her butt looked entirely different than any other iteration…

Kim Kardashian Is Making a Fourth Child Via Surrogate Kim Kardashian Is Making a Fourth Child Via Surrogate

I hope your new year has been restorative and pleasant, and I am sorry to say that it won’t be for long: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are making another baby.

Manage Tomorrow's Hangover Today Manage Tomorrow's Hangover Today

One of life’s cruelest tricks is that drinking makes you feel invincible in the moment, but like absolute death the next day. The inevitability of this death feeling only increases with age. If you are young and fresh, with youth’s dew still caressing your downy cheeks, drinking at night may have little to no…

The 50 Most Read Jezebel Posts of 2018 The 50 Most Read Jezebel Posts of 2018

We published many blogs this dreadful year, and you read a bunch of them. Here are the ones you read the most.

The Future of Food TV Is Female The Future of Food TV Is Female

Samin Nosrat handles food as it should be—with pleasure. In her Netflix series, Salt Fat Acid Heat, she explores the four pillars of good food by following these sensations to various sources around the world. In Italy, she tastes a thin sliver of barely-ripe Parmesan cheese made from the milk of red cows and sighs in…

Sofia Vergara's War Over Her Frozen Embryos Wages On Sofia Vergara's War Over Her Frozen Embryos Wages On

Just when I thought I’d heard the last of Sofia Vergara’s frozen embryos, here’s a new bit of information in this ongoing headache.

Some Christmas and Christmas-Adjacent Foods, Assessed Some Christmas and Christmas-Adjacent Foods, Assessed

My family is not a Christmas family, preferring to use the holiday as a nice time to sit in the living room reading quietly for hours at a time. We eat food, but it is not traditionally “Christmas” food—likely because Christmas isn’t a holiday that is generally associated with food and also because it seems that…

Fa La La La La, Here's a Survey of New Christmas Music Good and Bad

Y: Swae Lee, “Christmas at Swae’s” - Last year, Swae Lee from the duo Rae Sremmurd, released a tiny clip on social media of what sounded like a Christmas song about a lover who doesn’t appear under the mistletoe one morning. It was really, really good for what was literally a less than a minute snippet. Reader, it’s a…

Andy Cohen Is Going to Be a Daddy!?

On last night’s Watch What Happens Live, trash TV raccoon Andy Cohen gathered a beautiful scrum of the OG Real Housewives, including but not limited to Nene Leakes and Teressa Giudice, and shared some pretty big news.

Former ANTM Contestant Nyle DiMarco Was Given a Wheelchair at the Airport For No Reason Other Than... He's Deaf? Former ANTM Contestant Nyle DiMarco Was Given a Wheelchair at the Airport For No Reason Other Than... He's Deaf?

Holiday times are hard and stressful and traveling anywhere is a nightmare, so I guess maybe that explains why Nyle DiMarco, the winner of America’s Next Top Model Cycle 22, was offered a wheelchair at the airport... for being deaf?

CBS Board Denies Les Moonves $120 Million Settlement  CBS Board Denies Les Moonves $120 Million Settlement 

After a five-month probe into the sexual assault allegations lodged against former CBS head Les Moonves, the board at the cable channel has decided not to give him any of the $120 million settlement he was promised.

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