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It’s Time to Admit the Lincoln Town Car Is the World’s Best Budget Performance Car It’s Time to Admit the Lincoln Town Car Is the World’s Best Budget Performance Car

As I enter the last week of my internship at Jalopnik, I’ve realized that—despite having a massive platform through which I can reach hundreds of thousands of people—I’ve yet to shamelessly profit off of this position by manipulating markets.

Warning To Anyone Shopping For Rolls Royces On Craigslist: This Is A Lincoln Warning To Anyone Shopping For Rolls Royces On Craigslist: This Is A Lincoln

I know I’m speaking with a huge audience of people looking for Rolls-Royces on the same site you go to find a “rust free” Geo Metro with a rebuilt title, but be wary about this red and gold knockoff, for it is not the opulent British luxury sedan you seek. It is an imposter.

Lincoln Town Car Becomes Town Plane That Soars Over Two Beaters

The Lincoln Town Car is a great classic brougham of style and grace. Who knew this magnificent boat of a vehicle could fly so well?

Bask In The Classiest Glory Of This Mud-Coated Monster-Truckified Limousine

Sometimes you just see a vehicle that’s so gloriously silly and impractical that you must have it. Here is a Lincoln Town Car limousine called “Mud Force One” that’s been lifted for one glorious purpose: ultimate mud domination. It’s such a rolling contradiction that I’m in love.

It's Not Just Where You Go, It's How You Get There It's Not Just Where You Go, It's How You Get There

Welcome to Paper Jam, a new feature where we highlight the best automotive advertisements from the past! Print might be nearly dead, but our scanners are just getting warmed up.

What Should My Limo Company Use To Replace the Lincoln Town Car?

Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Friday, the day that comes between Thursday and weekend grocery shopping. My name is Doug DeMuro, and it’s time for this week’s Letters to Doug, wherein you send me letters and I respond because you guys often think up crazier stuff than I do.

Ford Recalling Almost 40,000 Cars Fixed Wrong In Their Last Recall Ford Recalling Almost 40,000 Cars Fixed Wrong In Their Last Recall

Cops, old people, and anybody who rides in a taxi should know Ford is recalling 38,645 Crown Victorias, Mercury Grand Marquis', and Lincoln Town Cars because the last time they recalled those cars, they may or may not have done something "that could potentially result in a loss of steering."

The Lincoln Town Car Is Everything Europe Lusts After In American Cars

We Americans are often longing for the small, tidy, spritely cars locked away across the pond, but those imagined sophisticated Europeans have a secret desire: big American land yachts. The '90s Lincoln Town Car might be the most emblematic of all.

This Lincoln Town Car Autocross Could Make You A Little Queasy This Lincoln Town Car Autocross Could Make You A Little Queasy

A Lincoln Town Car isn't the most ridiculous car to do an autocross with, but it's not the first one you'd imagine doing one in. But it looks like fun here for the driver and for those on the pavement. Less so for passengers.

This Square Lincoln Has Come Full Circle This Square Lincoln Has Come Full Circle

Welcome to Little Car in the Big City, where I highlight fascinating cars I found walking around a town that is known for being bigger than everything else, but where every car is fighting to stand out: New York, New York.

Tom Hanks Has So Many Emmys He Uses Them For Hood Ornaments Tom Hanks Has So Many Emmys He Uses Them For Hood Ornaments

Tom Hanks showed off just how any more Emmys he has than you by taping one to the front of his Town Car. We get it Tom, you've got a lot of Emmys.

Continental Is Not The New Town Car Continental Is Not The New Town Car

Last night we heard the rumor that Ford's Lincoln brand will receive a new Town Car-replacing flagship large sedan that harkens back to the Continental. However, according to our sources, it won't be called the Continental.

Dom Deluise's Lincoln Town Car: Buy It Now For Only $6,900 Dom Deluise's Lincoln Town Car: Buy It Now For Only $6,900

You'd expect a Captain of Chaos to drive something a bit ahem... chaotic, rather than this 1998 Lincoln Town Car owned by the late Dom Deluise. Buy it now for only $6,900! Dun dun DUNNNN!!!

Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds Lifted Convertible Lincoln Limochero Is As Bitchin' As It Sounds

If this truck-framed convertible Lincoln Limochero never appears on "My Big Fat Redneck Wedding" the producers should be tossed into the street because we know Kid Rock is watching this auction like a hawk.

Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car Man Arrested For Blow-Up Doll Orgy In Parked Lincoln Town Car

What do Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, two blow-up sex dolls, a Lincoln Town Car, and a parking garage have in common? A crazy Florida man and some very funny public indecency charges. NSFW content ahead.

How To Use Half-Naked Women To Sell A 1990 Lincoln Town Car How To Use Half-Naked Women To Sell A 1990 Lincoln Town Car

As 1990 Lincoln Town Cars go, this one on eBay is quite the peach. Why the seller resorted to cheap, tawdry tactics to sell it we'll never know. But whatever, works for us. Somewhat NSFW.

Is New York City The Last Bastion of Body on Frame? Is New York City The Last Bastion of Body on Frame?

It sure is. Maybe we're just unusually attuned, having been rendered all self-reliant by SoCal life, where being ferried around by somebody else is a sign of weakness. But as soon as we hit the outerboroughs this morning on our way into the City That Never Sleeps, en route to cover the New York Auto Show, we were…

The Ten Most Outrageous Car MSRP's The Ten Most Outrageous Car MSRP's

When we asked if you could beat a $38K Accord in terms of ridiculous MSRP's, we didn't think it would be so easy. For one, you actually topped a $37,580 Accord with a $39,122 Accord Coupe. Then you were able to take the base model, entry-level cars and load them up with so many extra options that these once…

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