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A Superstitious Fisherman Kept This $100 Million Pearl Under His Bed A Superstitious Fisherman Kept This $100 Million Pearl Under His Bed

According to city government officials in Puerto Princesa City, Philippines, a local fisher just dropped off this monster of a pearl to a local tourism office. If legit, it would far surpass the current Guinness record holder, the Pearl of Lao Tzu, at a comparatively measly 14 pounds, which also came from the…

Bears Enjoy Long Walks on the Beach, Munching on Clams Bears Enjoy Long Walks on the Beach, Munching on Clams

Long claws make for excellent clam-digging.

This clam isn't actually licking a table, is it? This clam isn't actually licking a table, is it?

What's that? You haven't seen the video of the clam "licking" salt off a table? Well sit back and enjoy the uncanny spectacle that is a tonguing clam... then understand this: that's no tongue.

Vampiric Implants Siphon Clam Essence for Electrical Power Vampiric Implants Siphon Clam Essence for Electrical Power

Tomato juice, Bud Light, home electronics—is there anything clam won't work well in? Everybody's favorite bi-valve is now an essential part of an experimental engine—it's the battery.

Clams Filled with Cocaine Clams Filled with Cocaine

We need to consider, as a society, that we've run out of decent ways to smuggle cocaine. I say this because David Pocasangre Vaquiz was arrested outside DC with $10,000 worth of coke stuffed into 80 clams. Clams.

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